Shit my mum says
A lovely friend bought me a small gift from overseas travels: it was a beautiful leather bookmark. I showed my mum coz i thought she’d like it, and she did. But was surprised to discover it was the first one I own, to which she said:
“Honestly, I don’t know how you’ve been able to get this far in life without a good-quality, leather bookmark.”
As though it were a necessity for human survival.








